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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a joke and three dicks? Your mom can't take a joke."
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"You know the meeting has gone completely downhill when someone suggests sacrificing a chicken."
"I saw a black man running down the street with a TV I was concerned that it was mine so I quickly drove home, as I got home I was relieved to see that mine was cleaning my shoes on the front porch"
"On my first day of college my dad's only advice was ""don't date any of your teachers!"" Yeah right dad, everyone knows teachers are poor."
"My 2yr old pointed at my crotch and said, ""Big pee pee!"" I'm taking him with me everywhere I go from now on."
"What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say? Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)"
"Home alone... Time to teach the neighbors what good music sounds like!"
"How to be depressed Step 1. Go to 1973 and sell 10% shares of apple for $800 Step 2. Realise those 10% is worth $43 billion nowadays."
"This waitress at Olive Garden has been grating cheese onto my plate for 13 hours now."
"What's the definition of a Parapet? Pet parrot kept by parachutist!"