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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a joke and three dicks? Your mom can't take a joke."

"Q: What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin? A: You get light music."

"I asked my Grandfather what it's like to have Alzheimer's. He stared blankly at me as he no longer remembers any of his family members or how to construct sentences."

"3 guys walked into a bar to watch football... none of them knew what was going on."

"You know why i hate MCU Thanos? He takes such a long time to cum that he has to use a special fucking glove!! ( get it cuz it's taking him a really long time to get to earth )"

"Without Geometry Life is pointless."

"What did the black cat say to the fish ? I've got a bone to pick with you !"

"No matter how often I scream METALLICA in the poolside DJ's face I don't think he's going to play them. Here come the police they'll help me"

"I wanted to make a joke about a bridge but I thought I might need to build the suspense first"

"God, Clark Gable's performance in ""Gone With the Wind"" sucked... ...It's like he didn't even give a damn."