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"What did the German say to the abundance of old memes vielen dank"
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"The three words most hated by men during sex? ""Are you In?"" or ""Is It In?"""
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"What's the worst part about being black? Even the name has 'lack' in it"
"This blind guy walks into a fish store... This blind guy walks into a fish store He turns to his buddy, ""wow so many chicks"""
"What kind of sunglasses does Ned Flanders wear? Oakley Dokelys"
"How do you make a tissue dance? You put a gun to it's head and tell it to."
"The sign said, ""Call Jesus for help."" The next day I had a Mexican guy mowing my lawn."
"Hey Ray Rice... What do you tell a fiance with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice."
"Dog Joak! FIRSED PART OF JOAK: how manny dogs does it take to scroo up a lite bulb? SECKENED PART OF JOAK: it dipends how you pyle the bodys."