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Joke of the Day

"This blind guy walks into a fish store... This blind guy walks into a fish store He turns to his buddy, ""wow so many chicks"""

"Bond, Jamaal Bond A black James Bond? Wouldn't work, he'd be pulled over every 15 minutes for driving an Aston Martin."

"My friends most commonly describe me as ""who?"""

"How do you know a presidential candidate is lying? Their lips are moving."

"Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground? - A: Because you can't bury them in the sky!"

"How can you smuggle 500 Jews across the border in one car? In an ash tray"

"A really funny joke. http://youtu.be/h8ycKKA7LZI A work-in-progress from my stand-up set. Tell me what you think!"

"A fox snuck into the chicken coup last night and killed them all... Authorities were unsure whether to label it a coup d'etat or a henocide..."

"The son tells his dad he just lost his virginity Dad: That's my boy, come sit here and tell me how it was! Son: I can't sit down, dad..."

"A cop stops a drunk man and asks: How high are you? The man replies: This is wrong english, you should say 'Hi, How are You?'"