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Joke of the Day
"I thought white noise was the sound of people complaining at Starbucks."
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"What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals ? A guard dog !"
"Why are X-wings so grubby? Rebel scum."
"Gift cards are another way of saying, don't spend this on dope."
"What is religious favorites food ? Chop Suey"
"Where do you find Klingons? On Uranus."
"I like my beers how I like my NBA players with hops."
"What is the difference between the people in Dubai & the people in Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi Do!"
"What do you call a gang of penguins? A ganguin"
"""I am Daenerys Targaryen. The Unburnt. Mother of Dragons. Breaker of chains. Que-"" Job interviewer: Three references is fine."