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Joke of the Day
"I like my beers how I like my NBA players with hops."
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"What is your mom's favorite animal? Macaque."
"I had a gay friend in high school... ...who fell into a coma. We called him Tomato: he was a fruit and a vegetable."
"I thought of making a joke on Apple But I can't afford it."
"Seriously when the crooked hamburger took it on the 1am where did it go? Heidelburg-er Germany!"
"Thank god my brother's getting his PhD, I was running out of ways to disappoint my parents."
"I like my maths... ...how I like my sex: hard and fast. (difficult, but clear-cut)"
"I just invented a new word. Plagiarism."
"The midget fortune teller who kills his customers is a small medium at large"
"Why do sailors drink so much? We sleep better when the room is moving"