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Joke of the Day

"Wife: Who let the boys out? Me: Woof woof woof! Her: Who let the boys out?! Me: Woof woof woof! Her: KIDS ARE IN THE STREET! Me: I'm going.."

"Diarrhea is too hard to spell so I call it crapplesauce"

"Why are carbon chains with two double bonds so sad? Because they're diene"

"Why are wedding dresses white? To match the appliances!"

"Sisters thinking of joining isis are infatuated with i products."

"My friends wanted to play a board game but we couldn't find a game that we were all in the mood for. We finally settled on Catan."

"What came first the chicken or the egg? The rooster."

"It makes more sense to dump Gatorade on the losing head coach."

"Roses are infrared Violets are infrared I'm hunting you for sport And soon you'll be dead -a valentine from the Predator"

"The rape game... --Do you want to play the rape game? --No! --That's the spirit..."