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Joke of the Day
"What came first the chicken or the egg? The rooster."
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"What is a Nuclear Physicist's favorite Genesis song? ""Land of Cold-Fusion""."
"Yo mama.. is so old that Steven Spielberg used her as a dinosaur consultant in Jurassic Park"
"Why did the Sudanese boy get arrested in Texas? I'm not exactly sure, but it was about time."
"How much alcohol does it take to get a black person drunk? About three fifths."
"What do 9 out of 10 people agree on? A gangbang"
"Why do Stasi officers make such good taxi drivers? You get in the car and they already know your name and where you live."
"What do you say to a video game developer who's not that hard? Ubisoft."
"What do you call a person who delivers Indian food? Currier."
"How can you tell baseball players are smarter than football players? When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?"