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Joke of the Day
"Why is your optometrist gay? They love people who can't see straight!"
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"Men are fun to argue with, because even IF they win... they lose."
"What concert costs 45 cents? 50 cent, featuring nickelback"
"one time my dad walked in on me smoking an E cig and made me eat a whole pack of batteries"
"""Dad, why did your generation find a fat guy singing in Korean & pretending to ride a horse entertaining?"" ""I don't know son, I don't know."""
"TIFU by Posting in the Wrong Subreddit Twice"
"Two parallel lines match on tinder But they never meet."
"Apparently my twitter session today has lasted 12 hours. I don't even miss my life anymore"
"So I was talking to a feminist the other day... The trial is next week"
"Why did Microsoft skip to Windows 10? Because 7 8 9."