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Joke of the Day
"If we're strictly talking body count, then I'm a morning person."
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"Did you hear that joke about mosquitoes? it's malarious."
"What's orange and red and crawls along the side of the road? A wounded cheesie."
"9 called to ask how much bleach it takes to get purple ink out of carpet and because she's so cute and at her dad's I went with all of it!"
"People who go to the store and buy the single roll of toilet paper must not have an optimistic view of their life expectancy."
"Mom, come quick, daddy hanged himself in the attic! Gotcha, April fools day! He hanged himself in the garage."
"What's the worst question you can ask a blind date? ""So.. you seeing anyone?"""
"It was always going to be a yes vote on gay marriage in Ireland. . . No reason to drink otherwise."
"A Bagpiper, a Kangeroo, an Irish poet, and Mother Theresa walk into a bar . . . . . . . the barman, who was drying a glass, lifted his head and asked, ""Is this some kind of joke?"""
"First person: Do you know how to save five lawyers who are drowning? Second person: No. First person: Good!"