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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the Avatar want to fight the Fire Nation? Because they gave him Aang-xiety"
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"What did the baby light bulb say to it's mommy? I wuv you watts and watts!"
"I asked for your advice but now I'm angry with you because I don't like your advice."
"(Slightly racist) What's the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps? One can finish a race."
"People like to put words in your mouth, predictive-text likes to put words in your phone."
"How do you call a USB stick in Russia? A put-in"
"What is the objective of jewish football? To get the quarter back."
"I saw Adam Sandler at the beach He said he went there for the SAND"
"How can you tell when your girlfriend is getting fat? When she can fit into your wife's clothes."
"What do you get if you cross a phone with a mouthwash? Tele-Scope."