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Joke of the Day
"What did the blind man say to his estranged friend? ""Long time, no see."""
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"What do gynecologists and pizza delivery drivers have in common? They're close enough to smell it, but can't have a taste."
"I think my favorite Thanksgiving food is pie But some people say that's irrational..."
"I yelled ""STOP EATING CAT TURDS OR IT WILL HURT WHEN YOU POOP!"" & my dog stopped eating, so if you need a motivational speaker contact me"
"My mother was feeling cold so now I'm wearing a sweater."
"What's the worst thing you can do to a blind man? Leave the plunger in the toilet"
"How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb? No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years."
"I think when shit hits the fan you really should rethink why and where you have that fan."
"My cousin writes a lot of dark, emo poetry His parents say not to worry, though - he's just going through a phrase."
"Me: This ""Fear the Walking Dead"" show is really creepy. Wife: This is the Video Music Awards."