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Joke of the Day
"If you punch a hippie, and a cop arrests you... Would you get arrested for disturbing the peace?"
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"Where does a black Jew stand? At the *back* of the gas chamber."
"A new version of clue is coming out this year It's called Flint River Clue. The only weapon is a lead pipe."
"Don't go to zombie nightclubs... They're always dead."
"Today I have learnt - if you try and give someone the finger whilst wearing mittens, you are basically just showing them your mittens."
"Confucius say... Confucius say man with beard face rough time!"
"Did you hear about the truck full of sugar that collided with the truck full of strawberries? Created one hell of a jam."
"What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheel chair."
"Bad advice to give a kleptomaniac... ""You should really take something for that."""
"[dinner negotiations] Wife: where do you want to go to eat? Me: ugh Wife: Me: you pick Wife: I'm craving kale Me: I'll pick"