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Joke of the Day

"Having sex in a mental hospital Now that's fucking insane."

"What's a rabbits' favorite song? ""Hoppy Birthday to You."""

"The camping shop in Stratford-upon-Avon is having a sale of last season's stock. Their slogan....? Now.. is the winter of our discount tents."

"Whats a black persons favorite dance move the whip"

"The widow ask the doctor ""Why did my husband die?"" Doctor responds: ""Heavy drug use, ma'am"" Widow: ""But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!"" Doctor: ""I know, but I did"""

"If an airplane from West Africa was flying during the Northern Lights, and there was a sick passenger onboard... ...would it be Aurora Ebola-alis?"

"Reddit is like a box of chocolates It's the same shit over and over"

"Perfection ""Practice makes perfect"" ""Nobody's perfect"" I'm so confused"

"This recent question was presented to a German national: What do you think is the biggest problem in Germany? Uncertainty or indifference?' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'"

"Sorry, but Apple making driverless cars isn't breaking news. It's been going on ever since they introduced the iPhone."