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Joke of the Day
"What kind of chemical bond is Hispanic? An Ester Bond"
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"Why did the hipster burn his tongue on his coffee? Because he drank it before it was cool."
"Feeling pretty proud of myself. The Sesame Street puzzle I bought said 3-5 years, but I finished it in 18 months."
"Batman Begins Crossdressing #AddAWordRuinAMovie"
"The Doctor made me walk again... Because I had to sell my car in order to pay the hospital bill"
"Why was the tree in prison? Because it broke every branch of the law."
"[spelling bee] Your word: Spelunking ""U-N-K-I-N-G"""
"What do you call a speech so scary it makes you crap your pants? A dire rhetoric."
"My CAD guy was having a rough day at work... So I told him to just fillet the whole model. It really takes the edge off."
"When my new neighbor dies, I'm going to hire the same tree removal service he has outside my window right now to work during his burial."