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Joke of the Day

"Come forth... And God said to John ""Come forth and receive eternal life."" But John came fifth and won a toaster."

"My cell only calls gay people I think it's a homophone"

"My friend had party the other night and didn't invite me, only midgets. He said it was just a little get together."

"Now why don't sumo wresters shave their heads? To avoid being mistaken for nazis."

"How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs? He hires Santa's elves during the off-season."

"So sorry... Sorry seems to be the hardest word to say... Unless you're Chinese, then it's ""squirrel""."

"What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head ? The deceased !"

"A feminist asks ""what's your view on lesbians?"" I say ""420p can't afford platinum."""

"And so the devil decided to put the delete key above the send key. The end"

"when i got asked to do the thanksgiving prayer Thanks Obama!"