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"What does a math mermaid wear? An algeabra...."
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"Maybe if we press ""2"" for Spanish, we'll actually get someone that speaks English better then the person on the ""1"" line."
"What's big, Scottish and depressing? Scotland"
"Fairytales You know what the two most known fairytales start with? ""Once upon a time"" and, ""In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth."""
"What's the difference between a male and female table? A male table is made with hard wood."
"Why did the spider land on the keyboard? She wanted a new website."
"Why do most black men's eyes appear bloodshot after sex? Mace."
"Interviewer: what's your greatest weakness? Me: I'm always very honest. Interviewer: I don't think that's a weakness. Me: I don't give a fuck what you think."
"I once swallowed a piece of string and it came out tied. I shit you knot."
"Why is six scared of seven?... Because seven was registered as a six offender."