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Joke of the Day
"I find whiteboards to be absolutely fascinating. They're remarkable."
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"""zombies aren't real zombies aren't real zombies aren't real zombies aren't real"" - me, walking my dog at night"
"So I heard on the news that there was a school shooting in my city of Chicago. It must've been a slow news day."
"If I meet you for a date and you don't look anything like your pic, you're buying drinks for me until you do."
"I like how when you pull down on a paper towel dispenser you either get half a paper towel or half the roll."
"Love doesn't need to be perfect, it just needs to be true."
"What batteries do turtles use? Durashells"
"How did jesus get so fit? He did lots of cross fit"
"18 years ago today, Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum saved our country and our PLANET from an alien invasion. Never forget"
"We're all big racist time bombs set for ""elderly."""