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Joke of the Day

"So here i am sitting at a bar when a beat up blonde walks in. She ran into many bars."

"Aerosmith According to fellow band members, Aerosmith's Steven Tyler handles a pen very femininely. Rumour has it he doodles like a lady."

"A man walks into a chemists ""Hi, I'd like some Viagra please"" asks the man. ""I'm sorry"" says the Pharmacist. ""You can't get that over the counter."" ""You can if you take enough."" replies the man."

"I'm Google AMA"

"I hate it when you're on the bus and the local weirdo get on and sits next to you. You know, the ones that watch you having a wank."

"Policeman: Why did you stop your car get out and yell ""coward"" at the traffic signal? Motorist: The light just turned yellow."

"*brings knife to gunfight* *knife used to cut pizza* *pizza served & differences resolved* *last slice up for grabs & gunfight ensues*"

"What do you call a person who wears adult diapers? Ehh, it depends."

"Where does a Jewish farmer become a man? At his Barn Mitzvah"

"Ladies, please keep it down a bit, a large group of white men are in Washington trying to sort out your birth control."