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Joke of the Day
"What is the warmest organ in the female body after she dies? The dick"
Next Joke
"Hey yoda... Are we in the right way? -Off course we are. -All right. KEEP GOING IN THIS WAY."
"i was one of the palm trees waving around in the background of every 16 bit game in the 90's so yes random guy you do know me from somewhere"
"Why wasn't Michael Jackson healthy? Artificial colouring."
"If you want to intimidate anyone with your screaming and honking, you may need to rethink those reindeer antlers on your car."
"Why don't witches wear panties when flying? To get a better grip on the broomstick."
"What is a orphans biggest dilemma when it comes to cooking? Making a homemade meal."
"How can you tell which is the head nurse? The one with the dirty knees."
"There are 25 different kinds of Lunchables and they all taste like a single parent home."
"What does a Japanese man experience when he marries a Jewish woman? marital bris"