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Joke of the Day
"Why don't witches wear panties when flying? To get a better grip on the broomstick."
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"Remember ladies; When men give women roses they expect Tulips in return "
"The Fine Bros should be join the Criminal Minds team After all, they did find 100k unsubs in just one day."
"I married a European chess master. He's my Czech mate."
"What does a black Santa say? Hoe, hoe, hoe."
"What was an elephant doing on the freeway? About 5 miles per hour."
"Why doesn't god like bacon? Because he isn't real."
"Donald Trump is gonna be the next US President pretty HILLARYous, isn't it"
"Me: Let's have a fight with that guy you like Brain: That's not a good idea, he might actually like y... Me: GOOD IDEA! WE ATTACK AT DAWN!"
"World Organization Baseball Game What did NATO say to the EU at the World Organization baseball game? Europe!"