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Joke of the Day
"Why wasn't Michael Jackson healthy? Artificial colouring."
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"I love how women always smell good, and can complete you, and are sometimes wrapped in tinfoil. Wait, that's a burrito. I love burritos."
"I used to hate toe fungus... But now it's really growing on me"
"An English teacher tells a knock knock joke Teacher: Knock Knock Student: Who's there? Teacher: To Student: To who? Teacher: To *whom*"
"What did the drunkard say when he walked into an Israeli bar? Hebrews?"
"Explosion at a pie factory. 3.14159265 dead."
"What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? HAND EYEEEEEEEE"
"Blue live in New Delhi Blue : One Love... Crowd : Dhadkan Kahe... Blue : ???..."
"Why do mimes always lose arguments? They don't have a say in anything!"
"When someone asks how I feel, I always answer ""Squishy and like I've done something wrong"""