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Joke of the Day

"Ducky from NCIS clones himself and he and his clone walk into a bar and sit by Maverick's wingman at the bar...... The bartender walks up and says ""Duck...Duck....Goose..""."

"My Mormon neighbor said it was rude I assumed her husband's surprise birthday party invitation was also an invitation to be her sister wife."

"Drink coffee. It saves lives. One cup will decrease your chances of murdering someone in the morning."

"You know what is going on in Ukraine? Donetsk, don't tell."

"What's 12 inches long and stiff in the morning? Cot death."

"Why did the customer choose T-Mobile? Because he wanted the worst cellphone service in the world."

"How many ears does spock have? (if you don't get it read it aloud) a left ear, a right ear, and a final front ear."

"Why do chicken coops have only 2 doors? If they had 4, it would be a chicken sedan! ^I'm^so^sorry"

"What do you call a bench full of white people? The NBA."

"What do you call a letter from a feminist? Hate male"