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Joke of the Day

"Ducky from NCIS clones himself and he and his clone walk into a bar and sit by Maverick's wingman at the bar...... The bartender walks up and says ""Duck...Duck....Goose..""."

"Knowledge is knowing that tomatoes are a fruit Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad."

"Send me your home address and I'll mail you a personal drawing of your favorite animal as long as its a buffalo."

"YOLO You Only Love Owls."

"Limericks eh? There once was a fellow named Blair Who was having his girl on the stair On the 44th stroke The banister broke So he finished her off in the air."

"Did you hear about the midget Trump supporter? Apparently, he's a little racist."

"In Canada we don't have cars. we just float around on apology clouds and nobody ever gets sad or dies."

"Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you ? Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money !"

"Do you know ... Do you know what girls say to guys with big dicks....... **I do...**"

"Why do black people only have nightmares? We shot the only one with a dream."