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Joke of the Day

"Girl asks a guy... How big he thinks her boobs are, he replies, ""looks like im gonna have to do an inbreastigation!"""

"Why would the Holocaust have failed if the victims were Islamic? Because it would have been impossible to get a Muslim to take a shower."

"Why do cowboys have foreskin? So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth"

"How are Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad the same? They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15."

"What does a arsonist and a bartender have in common? For special occasions, their cocktails are on the house."

"What do you call soup that you've found a hair in? Rabbit Soup :D"

"I just took nitrous oxide, and laxatives. For shits, and giggles."

"STDs are like sweets.... I enjoy giving them to little children"

"[Starbucks] Excuse me, this isn't what I ordered. ""You ordered a Grande."" Yes, but this is Ariana Grande. ""Sir, please just take her."""

"I saw that a fellow Redditor needed a liver. Lets just say (_) / ( _)>- / (_) OP De-livered &nbsp; ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Not ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^a ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^true ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^story"