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Joke of the Day
"My love is like communism; everyone gets a share, and it's only good in theory."
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"Science, Philosophy and Religion What is Science? Looking for a black cat in a black room. What is Philosophy? Asking whether there is a black cat in a black room. What is Religion? ""I HAVE THE CAT"""
"Pandora thinking I want to hear a Coldplay song should count as cyberbullying"
"Person: ""That's a beautiful baby."" Me: ""Thanks, I named him after his grandpa."" Person: ""Awe, what's his name?"" Me: ""Grandpa."""
"Michael Phelps just won another gold medal for taking the quickest bath."
"My girlfriend broke up with me. When she did, I gave her a note that said ""Great Job!"" I wanted things to end on a positive note."
"*turns on shower* *gets undressed* *checks TL real quick* *floods the entire neighborhood*"
"ANIMALS IT'S OK TO KILL IN AFRICA 1. Mosquitoes 2. Terminally ill zebra who signed a DNR 3. The Nazi monkey from Raiders of the Lost Ark"
"Opinions are like assholes... sometimes you need a second asshole"
"What do you call an all female traveling band Mobile broadband"