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Joke of the Day

"Why couldn't Jesus waterski? Because he never existed."

"You should always carry pepper when you go into the city In case you become a victim of a-salt!"

"What do tornadoes and redneck divorces have in common? ... Either way, someone is going to end up losing a trailer."

"So proud of myself...6 whole months without smoking! Today I was able to ride the elevator all the way to the top without getting winded."

"Two Goldfish are in a Tank One turns to the other and says.. ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"""

"What do you call a joke without a punchline?"

"Isn't it amazing that your wallet is always so close to your ass...but somehow never smells bad?"

"When I ride alone with a random guy in an elevator I'll wait a sec then ask ""two man killing spree?"""

"Life just isn't fair sometimes. Woman can sell it but men can't even give it away."

"*holding a glass of white wine with 2 hands like it's a mug of hot cocoa*"