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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a joke without a punchline?"
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"what do you call a band made of special needs kid System of the downs"
"How is a man like a snowstorm? You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it will last."
"Dictinry for sell. Never use."
"I tried to get my Liberal Girlfriend to play Chess But she got really mad when I told her that Whites went before Blacks and the Queen has to die for the King."
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"If Arnold Schwarzenegger was a composer which would he be? He'd be Bach"