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Joke of the Day

"2 weeks building a greenhouse for my herbs only to see it blown away in freak winds What a waste of thyme!"

"While a gun does make for a cool weapon on The Walking Dead, the most effective weapon against the zombies is probably lightly jogging?"

"Want to annoy the man in your life? Pronounce MMA ""mama""."

"If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the entire country of Australia for 44 minutes."

"Today's Genration Dady asked his 3 years old son. Would you like baby brother or a baby sister, Son: dad, I like ur sisters baby girl "

"My doctor said I had 2 months to live So I shot him, the judge gave me 30 years"

"Brain: We've got lots to do today. Body: You're on your own buddy."

"What's your father's name? Teacher: What's your father's name? Kid: Joke!! Teacher: (irritatingly) are you kidding? kid: Nopes, he's my brother, I am joking!!"

"Man, I hated Alex Haley, the author of Roots... He always had his niggers in a *twist*."

"An opinion without 3.14 ...is just an onion. "