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Joke of the Day

"Arguing with guy at the bar and he claimed Wikipedia was an unreliable source, suggesting instead that I listen to him, a drunk guy at a bar"

"Why can't two Asians make their own Caucasian babes? Because two wongs don't make a white!"

"The groom upon his engagement went to his father and said ""I've found a woman just like mother!"" His father replied ""So what do you want from me sympathy?"""

"[Cops have a warrant for my arrest] Cops: you're coming with us! *Plays the Benny Hill theme on my phone & runs away* Foot chase ensues."

"Describe yourself in three words. I am a rebel."

"Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants? He wanted a spare in case he had a split."

"What did the white guy see when he looked at his family tree? A straight line."

"Why do teenage girls only hang out in odd-numbered groups? Because they can't even."

"Ralph once had an IQ of 18, ... but then it fell asleep. edit: ~~they~~ it"

"I own a very profitable bakery I guess you could say, i'm rolling in the dough"