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Joke of the Day
"Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget..."
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"*tries to throw a cotton ball really hard over and over again*"
"Did you hear about the new Chinese rap duo? 2 Changz"
"Two whales are swimming in the ocean. One whale opens his mouth and says ""BEEEEEOOOOOOUUUUUUUGAA BOOOOOOUUUUAAAAAAAAEEEOOOOH"" The other whale turns to him and says ""Dude you are so drunk."""
"Yess ocifer b-b-but in dog beers I've only had two."
"If you set someone free, love them. Wait I mean, if you love someone for free, set them. That doesn't make sense. Forget it."
"I like my mens like I like my coffee Nowhere near my dick."
"When Chuck Norris goes swimming he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris."
"I set my phone to airplane mode I lost it two weeks ago and everyone has a different opinion on what happened to it"
"I can tell everything I need to know about your business by the thickness of your bathroom toilet paper."