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Joke of the Day

"What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd? 1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation"

"My 7 year old son told me ""You're the most beautiful mommy ever!"" I asked him what he did and where's he hiding it."

"Love thy neighbor. But don't get caught."

"I only go to porn sites because I'm addicted to computer viruses."

"What did Ozzy Osbourne do after eating a whole Bull? He threw up the horns."

"As the judge said to the dentist: Do you swear to pull the tooth the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?"

"World War II jokes aren't funny... Anne Frank-ly I don't care for them."

"What's the difference between hard and light? I can sleep with a light on."

"What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut."

"If you mean sleeping, then yes, I'm pretty freakin' amazing in bed."