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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard about that new movie with the poop? Constipated? Naw, that's never gonna come out."
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"The name's Bond. Ionic Bond. Taken, not shared."
"What do you call a Saudi cow? A moo-slim"
"When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath what is still dirty? The bathtub."
"Three Muslims walk into a bar... They get shot, because Islam forbids the consumption of alcohol."
"To teach my kids about the election I let them vote for dinner. They voted for pizza so I made tacos to teach them their vote doesn't matter anyway."
"My Grandfather died quietly in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passenger in his car."
"Trump's foreign policy answers sound like a book report from a teenager who hasn't read the book. ""Oh, the grapes! They had so much wrath!"""
"MOBSTER: *cracks knuckles* ME: that supposed to intimidate me? *his fingers start to glow like glowsticks* ME: k I'm scared but thats rad"
"Do you know why Caesar put lettuce in his salad? Oh, just cos."