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Joke of the Day
"There are 10 types of people in this world... Those who know code, and those who don't."
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"Did you hear about all the students who are using brake fluid to get high? The teachers aren't too worried about it. The students can stop anytime."
"""Can I smash my head against your wall?"" ""Sure, knock yourself out."""
"Help! I'm 13 and want to get preggo .....but my boyfriend wants Ragu."