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Joke of the Day

"If you are a woman and you like men that wear glasses... I am full of specs appeal."

"Why didn't the NSA request AT&T's phone records? Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!"

"No matter how much I try to buy those supermarket conveyor belt dividers... The cashier just keeps putting them back!"

"What do you call a statue holding some Mouthwash? A gargoyle!"

"If your kid eats the chocolate bunny's feet first, ""so it can't get away,"" that's your future serial killer right there."

"What kind of deoderant did the nazis wear? Reich Guard"

"My ten year-old daughter is learning Chinese characters in school, so she can pick out a really good lower-back tattoo when she gets older"

"To celebrate Star Wars we baked some ""Wookie Cookies"". They were a little on the Chewy side."

"Henry Miller said, ""The best way to get over a woman is to turn her into literature."" That explains ""Kim is a kunt"" on this restroom wall."

"Keep your friends close and your unattractive enemies closer so you look better by comparison in pictures."