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Joke of the Day

"I had this one night stand, and the next morning I felt so guilty I bought another one for the other side of the bed."

"What's the thing u don't tell a vampire? Bite me."

"Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser? Because he missed a split-end on a curl."

"""No. Delete it."" -Mona Lisa"

"*as girl walks in* 98, 99, *grunts* 100 ""Wow, push-ups?"" Uhm, no? Just learning to count."

"Chuck Norris actually built the stairway to heaven."

"What do you call a Dothraki mathematician? A Khal culator."

"The janitor's union called for sweeping reforms."

"What goes dot-dot-croak dot-dash-croak ? Morse toad !"

"What do you do with a sick boat? Take it to the dock."