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Joke of the Day

"What do you call someone who doesn't like The Simpsons? A Homerphobe! LOL! Just made that up!"

"Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes? She was running out of things to read."

"Cocaine is never a solution... Unless it's dissolved in water."

"I don't always have sex with star trek fans... but when I do, I prefer dos trekkies."

"why don't chickens wear pants? Because their pecker is on their heads!"

"What did the blonde say when someone blew in her ear? Thanks for the refill. "

"Here's how I gained 27Ibs of muscle in 5 weeks: Lying."

"Have you heard about corduroy pillows? They're making headlines. ..I'll show myself out."

"chuck norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky."

"You ever bark back at your dog and then wonder what you just said?"