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Joke of the Day
"Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup! Waiter: Don't worry Sir it's not that hot!"
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"How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it ;)"
"Sexism is wrong and being wrong is for women"
"What's more illegal than marijuana? My Mexican neighbor"
"Down in de islands, what do they call de dew in de morning? Daylight come!"
"As there aren't any female leprechauns, where do leprechauns come from ~ something to ponder every St Patrick's Day"
"What did the doctor say to the infertile Princess Bride? Inconceivable!"
"What did the mobster call it when he couldn't move his dead friend's body? Rigatoni!"
"My Parents asked me what i wanted for christmas... I said i want something to wear and something to play with. So they got me a pair of pants with the pockets cut out."
"I had a Muslim co-worker named ... Christian"