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Joke of the Day
"What's the most common blood type in Canada? Eh."
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"I invented a new word! React!"
"What do you call two gay Irish partners? John Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzjohn"
" Why doesn't Santa have any kids? He only comes once a year."
"What do you call violence in the kitchen? Assault and pepper"
"""Haha nice"" = i would rather be dead than continue this conversation"
"How would you describe your past work? [Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar] -Change management."
"My neighborhood barber just went to jail for dealing drugs... I never knew he was a barber.."
"I'm gonna make a alternate account so I can catfish myself. I know what I like so I may fall for it"
"What does an Asian chicken sound like? Bok Bok Bok CHOY"