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Joke of the Day

"Curveball What is black, bitter and dont work worth a damn? . . . . Decaf coffee."

"[sees co-worker the next day after failing to kill him on purge night] mondays am i right?"

"What keyboard shortcut is extensively used by journalists who work for Breitbart News? alt right"

"What did the incredibly racist country club owner reply to the Black guy who applied for membership? ""Come on right in! Every brother is welcome in my crib!"""

"[in the insect dissection room] Your fly is open."

"What mistake did the chronometer make while it was getting along well with the digital watch? It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage."

"A proton walks into a bar ... Tells the bartender, ""You don't serve my kind here"". ""Really ?!"", asks the bartender. ""I'm positive""."

"Okay kids don't ever talk to strangers or take candy from strangers or go to stranger's houses except on the day we worship the devil."

"Sound produced by group of mathematicians working together That's the sound of the men working on the chain rule"

"How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister's chin."