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Joke of the Day

"A joke my physics teacher told us Student: ""Did you get a haircut?"" Teacher: ""No I got them all cut."""

"Guy at the cake shop: So is this for a friend? Me: No, it's for me. Apparently it's weird that I've had 9 birthdays this year."

"What do you call a priest giving a long, boring sermon? An anes-theologist. (close enough)"

"What do you do when your one night stand doesn't take Plan B? Plan C-ya."

"Hear about the constipated mathematician? Worked his logs out with a pencil."

"On the way to school... tl;dr"

"I met a dwarf the other day He was a pretty down to earth guy."

"What invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny farts"

"The first rule of relationships: You don't find out why someone was available until it's too late."

"Today I was on Crimea St It was flooded."