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Joke of the Day
"Just remember, you're unique. Just like everyone else."
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"What's the difference between a lesbian and a Ritz cracker? Ones a snack cracker and the others a crack snacker."
"I like my woman how I like my burritos Wet"
"""I hate it when you go off on tangents!"" ""I hate it when YOU go off on cosines!"" Irreconcilable trigonometry can kill a relationship."
"Mommy mommy, in school they all call me liar! Aww my Timmy, you're not in school yet."
"Ugh, I'm starting to regret getting bangs. ""You don't have bangs."" Wait, what's that thing you get when a bat bites you? ""Rabies?"" That's it"
"What's the difference between a Black man and a park bench? A Black man is a sentient creature."
"[introducing you to my family] ""this is my son Carson, my daughter Boatdaughter, & our dog Motorcyclepet"""
"What do you call a blad man with dandruff? A Snowglobe!"
"My wife asked me what super hero I would be at the party.. I told her a giant dick that comes to the rescue"