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Joke of the Day
"If you masturbate on an plane, is it ""hi-jacking""?"
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"Before calling me, ask yourself, ""Is this textable?"""
"why can't coffee conduct electricity? because it is grounded"
"The easiest way to create a feeling a suspense. ..."
"Remember to turn your clocks back today if you want them to be set to the wrong time."
"If Bob The Builder's slogan is ""Can he fix it?"" then he's not really a builder is he? More of a repairman."
"What should you do when you meet a beautiful woman with sparkling eyes, wet lips, pink cheeks, shivering body.... Keep going! She has flu symptoms!"
"Say what you want about Russian Athletes But their training regimen is pretty dope"
"I'm considering funding a scientific study to determine why every car somehow looks like the one you're waiting for a ride from."
"""What are you getting this Christmas?"" asked my friend. I said, ""Fatter."""