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Joke of the Day

"What's 8 inches long, rock hard and full of sperm The sock under my bed"

"Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and scream."

"Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons? (if you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up."

"What happened to the cannibal lion? He had to swallow his pride!"

"Why the musician sold his computer... Not enough gigs."

"Whats the difference between jam and marmalade??NSFW You can't marmalade your cock up someone's ass"

"Did you hear about the kidnapping? I heard they woke him up!"

"On this new /j thing im really back and forth on it"

"Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? He's alright now."

"What did the dad say to his baby who's being breastfed? You mothersucker."