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Joke of the Day

"On this new /j thing im really back and forth on it"

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"Guess where my cheating girlfriend now lives? Idaho"
"eating Asian pussy all I need was SWEET AND SOUR SAUCE"
"Dyslexic's of the world... ...untie!"
"People consider me as God Santa : People consider me as a ""GOD"". Banta : How do you know?? Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,""Oh GOD ! U have came again""."
"'William I've been told that you have been fighting with the boys next door' said mum. 'yes but they're twins so I wanted some way to tell the apart.'"
"What happened to the gun that kept randomly shooting? He got fired."
"TIFU by downloading different captions Whoops, wrong sub."
"What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common? They've both swallowed a lot of seamen."
"I bet vampires just walk around saying how different things were in back the old days."