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Joke of the Day

"Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and scream."

"I just took a Baking Class The final was a piece of cake."

"Terrible one-liner I came up with while on autopilot at work. I'm not saying I'm a sex guru, but I know most of the ins and outs"

"I'm writing a song about getting my front door lock replaced. There's a lovely key change at the end."

"Why is there a sudden influx of vacuum jokes? They really suck"

"Why are millionaires bad at swimming? Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :( I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it"

"Hide and Seek Started a game of hide and seek with my dad 20 years ago. He's the best, where you at Dad?"

"Why did the coffee file a police report? Because it was mugged."

"Dominos pizza delivery cars should be allowed to use sirens."

"""Can I axe you something?"" is actually grammatically correct, if you're a polite lumberjack"