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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? He's alright now."

"A party was held for current and former actors where you had to come as your favourite musician. When Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked what he was going to wear, his response was I'll be Bach"

"Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road? He was snowed in."

"the easiest way to escape a conversation is to interrupt the other person and say ""this conversation is going great"" every few seconds"

"A Sigmund Freud light bulb joke. Q: How many Sigmund Freud's does it take to change a light bulb? A: Cocaine."

"Give a man a fish & he'll be all ""WTF are you giving me a fish for? That's weird"" Teach a man to fish & he'll be all ""Again with the fish?"""

"How do moms in west Virginia know their daughter started her period? Her son's dick tasted like blood."

"Wife: Are you even listening to me? Me: Of course W: Oh yeah, what did I say? M: [smoke bomb] W: I can still see you M: [Another smoke bomb]"

"Fabulous Prime: The Gay Transformer."

"baby i put the STD in stud now all i need is u"