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Joke of the Day
"From my 7yo: ""Why did the moon marry the sun?"" Because the sun is hott."
Next Joke
"I turn my phone off overnight. A 3am text either means bad news or drunk people, and both make more sense in the morning."
"Why-Fi: The existential Internet connection."
"Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? A: Virgin Mobile"
"I heard that Bill Clinton threw his support behind Bernie Sanders He misheard. He thought the campaign slogan was *Feel the Intern*."
"A Jewish kid asks his father for sixty dollars. The father replies ""FIFTY DOLLARS??? What the heck to do you need forty dollars for??"""
"Reports of terrible flooding in Pakistan Authorities fear it was the work of a suicide plumber"
"What did the tailor do after she got hit by the lawyer's car? Sewed him"
"My blonde girlfriend broke up with me today. She was upset at me getting a text from Amber Alert"
"Wait til the people so excited about all-day breakfast at McDonald's find out they can make breakfast at home whenever they want."