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Joke of the Day

"Men Vs Women Women want many things from one Man Whereas, Men want one thing from many Women..!!"

"some people are like slinkys They really aren't good for anything but it feels great when you push them down the stairs."

"I took part in an erection competition over the weekend I made it to the semi's"

"My dog stopped digging after I told him he's just gonna end up in China."

"Why did the pirate update his Macbook? His matey told him he needed an iPatch"

"Another Sunday at Gym Church w/ Pastor Pumpz. We sang ""My Bod is an Awesome Bod"", ""Bod is Great Bod is Good"", and ""Be Thou My Protein"""

"A Jew walks into a BAR.. Passes."

"What time zone are you in when you find a sheep stuck in a fence? Mountin' time"

"Watching Dora with the kids this morning. I wish her parents would just get her an iPhone."

"Free shipping? I walked into an airport with two bags: ""I want this one to go to Chicago, and this one to go to Paris."" ""Sir, you can't do that."" ""Why not? It happened the last time."""