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Joke of the Day

"I'll pronounce vegan ""veegan"", when vegetables become ""veegetables""."

"Apple are finally allowing porn on the itunes store now there's a fap for that"

"I need some white people jokes! I would especially love to hear these from someone of a different race. It's my birthday and this would make it complete."

"You know why I like Peter Pan? He never lands. (I like this joke cause it never gets old)"

"Did you hear about the suicide bomber? His career ended just as it was beginning to blow up..."

"Mom: If all your friends jumped off a cliff would you do it too? Me:If all parents used that same metaphor would you use it too? #slapped"

"I hate having to brush my teeth in the morning. I must be the only person in the world with hairy teeth."

"What do they say about a rapper who stole a dictionary? He got a way with words."

"My psychiatrist said I have a narcissistic personality I don't know what that means, but must be pretty good if I've got it."

"So a priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into a bar. The bartender looks up, hesitates, and says, ""What is this, some kind of fucking joke?!"""