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Joke of the Day

"Did you know that Rosa Parks died because... She refused to get in the back of an ambulance"

"Mark Zuckerberg stole Facebook from my friend, Craig Facebook"

"How many graduate students does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one, but it takes nine years."

"Son : ""Dad, who did I get my intelligence from ?"" Dad : ""It must be from your mother. I still have mine"""

"New Horizons probe discovers trees on Pluto! Reporters asked ""how can you tell?"" And NASA said ""from the bark, you dummies!"""

"Wife: Where did all this glitter come from? Me: Jake, at State Farm."

"I told wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back. Apparently you shouldn't say that to a woman with alopecia."

"The signature dish of a restaurant called the Twisted Rooster: Mobius Chicken Strips."

"Friend: check out my conscience shell Me: you mean conch? *holds up to ear* Shell: you saw those kids get in that van and you did nothing"

"Before their conflict with the Decepticons, the Autobots won a much less interesting but emotionally charged war against the Emoticons."