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Joke of the Day

"Did you know that Rosa Parks died because... She refused to get in the back of an ambulance"

"Astronaut: wtf is this NASA: it's space food A: I specifically asked for only Milky Way bars N: look we get it but- A: no no I'm coming down"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bunny ! Bunny who ? Bunny thing is I've forgotten now !kn"

"My dad's never been proud of me The other day he asked how old I was, I said ""twenty-one"". ""When I was your age I was twenty-two"" he replied."

"If you were looking for a joke about pee... urine luck."

"Why did the man quit his job at the bakery? He didn't knead any more dough."

"I'll have a foot long Italian with turkey and cheddar cheese. Whoops, wrong sub"

"Well, I've reached that awkward t-shirt size between 'XL' and 'killing myself.'"

"How many minutes after someone's fired is it cool to take their stapler?"

"Why can't they teach drivers ed on the same day as sex ed in Egypt? Wears out the camel."