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Joke of the Day
"Hey TV producers! Create a show for white people called ""Brunch Wars"". You're welcome."
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"*walks by HR door for 11th time to see if she's not there so I can take some candy off her desk* HR: Do you need something Josh? me: Nope"
"What was the name of the lumberjack in Al-Quaida? Osama-Been-Loggin'"
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"I couldn't figure out how my seatbelt worked. But then it clicked."